My First Blog Post

 My First Ever Blog Post

What is happening dawgs?
I mean hey.
Or hi.
Or hello.
Or bonjour mes amis if I'm trying to be fancy chuckle chuckle!

I mean its probably pretty clear from the blog name title but if you are still unclear for some reason this is my very first blog post. I kind of just wanted to say that. I know, you love me already!

So if that first paragraph hasn't already got you clinging to your seats in excitement and exhilaration then just wait for the rest of my blog posts! You will actually be blown away! I'm like super funny. AHA!

Anyways enough of the old humour seeing as this is my very first ever blog post (again, if you didn't already catch that), I think it just goes without saying that I should share a little about me. I'm really interesting so pay attention. Ahem. My name is LittleMissSelfridge09. Kind of a mouthful, I, myself am kind of in a love/hate relationship with the name right now but it took me a heck of a long time to come up with it so we're all gonna love it right?!!?? I'll talk about the inspiration behind it later but in short I just though it suited my personality. If you have any idea about the history behind the shop Selfridges then you might have an idea. I decided to make this blog because I am a super bored human being right now and have a mild interest in writing stufff down sooo I thought what the heck! It was pretty spontaneous to be honest. Okay next thing, I am sixteen ans! Ans means years for anyone not studying french. I have a huge appreciation for the language and am currently in the process of becoming fluent in it so dont judge my over use of french words. I'm actually so extra. Okay what else? I am currently in my third last year of school if thats any consellation although its about to end. Im not really into giving my location away in my first blog post so youll have to guess where im actually from so thats a fun activity if youre bored! Also near impossible so you have fun! I think thats it for now to be honest and I'm actually getting quite bored of naming out random facts about myself so you're going to have to take it or leave it!

I mean do peple even read blogs anymore? Let me know actually if youre reading this. Even if you seem to be like the first person to ever read this in the world and theres no other comments please comment and also if you're still into reading blogs and how you found my page! It would actually mean so much I reeeeally want to hear from my readers! Unless youre like a pervy old man pretending to be a fifteen year old girl cause in that case kindly leave. Merci. You and your sick ways are not wanted in this cool and fun area!? Emphasis on the word fun! (Cause im so freaking funny duh!)

Untimetly I want to make this blog into a super cool travel blog along with a YouTube channel that I have yet to build up enough courage to make! This seems less daunting so im giving this a go first! Also I currently don't have nearly enough funds or parental consent to go travelling to super cool places so for now a family holiday to Spain will have to do. I know be shocked at how interesting and cool my life is!!! Wow I am actually such an embarassment.  

Also before i finish this FIRST EVER BLOG POST I want to also clarify that I know my real name isn't LittleMissSelfridge09 its obviously a name to make me annonomyous so that people I know cant find this and laugh in my face! You know who you are. Or you actually probably don't seeing as you dont know who I am... Anyway! Hope you are having a blast don't forget to follow me if thats even a thing on this blogging stuff. I honestly have no clue and also comment!!

Bye lol,
LittleMissSelfridge09